by Joe Cobb
Corporations are people too, but as Stephen Colbert says, “only people are people.” Good point, but is a corporation like a house or a car? Anyone you talk to at a corporation, like a customer service representative, is a human being. They may not be as educated as you, so they may be slow in helping you with a customer service problem. But, after all, they are people.
Corporations are people too. The customer service representative will try to help you. The government public employee will insult you, as happened to me last week in Glendale. I was calling to get an inspection to my newly installed solar voltaic system. I bought the panels myself from a supplier in California. I hired an unlicensed guy to mount them on my roof according to specifications. I hired a professional (high priced) solar company to make drawings for me. I paid those paperwork guys my entire subsidy from SRP for those drawings, about $1,200.
But I got no working solar panels because the damned City of Glendale inspection departent is very inefficient. I have been personally jerked over for more than two years, since I first bought my broken down house, and spent $450,000 renovating it. It now appraises for $100,000 with a $193,000 mortgage (flex rate can go up to 12.5%).
I am sticking with my house; we love it. It was my dream to build the inside of a house; the exterior is mostly the same. We tore out walls and rebuilt stairs and bathroom, dissolving two small bedrooms in the process to make a giant, walk-in spa area.
I don’t care if my house is appraised at only $100,000. That is good because it keeps my real estate taxes low. The Federal Reserve keeps my mortgage down, by purchasing bonds.
People need to own bonds, to save for pension funds and life insurance. Mutual of Omaha is a big owner of government bonds. It is a big corporation. Warren Buffett lives there.
Humans Organize: Ask the labor unions.
A corporation always begins as a few friends with an idea, and turns into a project to recruit specialist helpers. That is how a business begins. Then it becomes important to make a “corporate identity.” Tom+Jerry+Sylvester becomes the TJS Corporation.
What does that mean? Did a new human person get born by the joint sex of Tom+Jerry+Sylvester? Ha Ha.
The efficient purpose of corporate personhood is to allow those who hate those guys to sue them in their corporate name, instead of having to name them individually on a petition for tort relief. [Use my number, not my 10,000 individual names (shareholders)].
Once a corporation has achieved “perceived wealth” in the market, its shares of stock are almost as liquid as money itself. Warren Buffett is offering to buy BSNF with shares of his own Berkshire Hathaway. This is not a merger; it is an investment by Buffett. But he will pay for it with his own money – shares of his company. He is not a bank, but he has become a “bank of issue.”
I am not critical of someone offering a form of barter, even a form of financial barter. It is very good that our legal and social system permits the enforcement of long term contracts, like debts and investments. So cheers to Warren Buffet for initiating one more step toward true free asset banking.
Free Asset Banking
The simple idea that you should be able to spend your money anywhere or any time when a seller is satisfying your requests. You should be able to offer any price and he should be able to decline a too low offer. But then you negotiate, like equals.
I can save my money any way I want to do. Most people cannot save because they are undisciplined, but those who can save or who have won the lottery, or who chose their parents well, can think about managing savings and even checkbook money.
It is easy today to open an account at a discount brokerage, like Scottrade, and put a few thousand in an account. Why should you put your money there instead of in Wells Fargo?
The banks want you as a customer because, on the average, most of you leave a surplus of your money in your bank accounts. You know you always want your bank account to be big enough for next week. But the banks invest your money while you are paying no attention to it. This is actually a good thing, because they know better how to invest your money. They will just keep it safe for you.
Corporations are People Too
The choice is between letting the investment departments of the big banks choose how to invest your money? Or perhaps look at some ways to invest it yourself, very safely, in some direct commodity or bond purchases.
People will be helping you. You can see in someone’s face whether they are honest. Trust your feelings.
The financial corporation you choose will open an account for you and accept a deposit. With a bank, you deposit and they say ‘Thank You.’ You spend it from their Visa or MasterCard. Good system.
Another tactic is to cut out the middleman. If you have some money to save, you should also think about directly investing it. A brokerage account at a company like Scottrade would do you well. I “bank” at Scottrade; my Visa card and checkbook spend from that account. It is money. I like to invest in gold exchange traded funds. Just like money, but in gold.
I have no “set up” like other libertarian writers. I am an advocate of free competion in currencies, and this is an example of how the full freedom of money and banking will be emerging.
Corporations are people too for (1) the convenience of plaintiffs; and (2) because customer service representatives are the face of a corporation, and senior executives are the generals and admirals of the business. We understand the value of generals and admirals. Sometimes they make mistakes. Then they lose money and go broke.
Corporations are people organized to follow a business plan. It has an organization chart, like Captains and Seargents in the army. And it gets the job done. Customers are happy – they come back repeatedly.
Customers come back to their service corporations when they have problems or questions and get some satisfaction. So, why do we criticize “corporations”?
Corporations are made up from all the people who are working as a team to satisfy customers. It is systematic. It is like rowing a skiff down a river race. All pull together.
But in reality those are people who are choosing to work as a team, inder the direction of their generals and admirals.
